[from trailer] Sweeney Todd: I can guarantee the closest shave you'll ever know. Link this quote[from trailer] Signor Adolfo Pirelli: [to Sweeney] May the good Lord smile on you. Link this quote[from trailer] Judge Turpin: [as he sentences boy prisoner] May the Lord have mercy on your soul. Link this quoteSweeney Todd: [holding up one of his razors] At last! My arm is complete again! Link this quote[from trailer] Narrator: This is the tale of an ordinary man, who had everything... Mrs. Lovett: Barker, his name was. Benjamin Barker. Narrator: Until a man of power stole his freedom, destroyed his family and banished him... for life. And in his sorrow a new man was born. Link this quote[singing] Sweeney Todd: Alright! You, sir? How about a shave? Come and visit your good friend Sweeney! You sir! Too, sir. Welcome to the grave... I will have vengeance. I will have salvation... Who, sir? You sir!No one's in the chair. Come on, come on! Sweeney's waiting. I want you bleeders. You sir? Anybody? Gentlemen, now don't be shy. Not one man... No, nor ten men... Nor a hundred can assuage me. I will have you! And I will get him back even as he gloats; In the meantime I'll practice on less honorable throats... And my Lucy lies in ashes, and I'll never see my girl again. But the work waits! I'm alive at last, and I'm full of joy! Link this quoteSweeney Todd: Noooooo! Would no one have mercy on her? Mrs. Lovett: So it's you. Benjamin Barker Sweeney Todd: Where's Lucy? Where's my wife? Mrs. Lovett: She poisoned herself, arsenic from the apothecary round the corner, I tried to stop her, but she wouldn't listen to me, and he's got your daughter. Sweeney Todd: He? Judge Turpin? Mrs. Lovett: [nods] Adopted her like his own. Sweeney Todd: 15 years sweating, and living hell, for a false charge. 15 years dreaming I might come home to a wife and child. Mrs. Lovett: Well, I can't say the years have been particularly kind to you, Mr. Barker. Sweeney Todd: No, not Barker. That man is dead. It's Todd now. Sweeney Todd... and he will have his revenge. Link this quoteSweeney Todd: [sung] They all deserve to die. Tell you why, Mrs. Lovett, tell you why! Because in all of the whole human race, Mrs. Lovett, there are two kinds of men and only two. There's the one staying put in his proper place and one with his foot in the other one's face. Look at me, Mrs Lovett! Look at you! No, we all deserve to die... Even you, Mrs Lovett, even I! Because the lives of the wicked should be made brief. For the rest of us death will be a relief. We all deserve to die... And I'll never see Johanna, no I'll never hug my girl to me... FINISHED! Link this quoteSweeney Todd: [sung to his razor] You there, my friend... /Come, let me hold you... Mrs. Lovett: [sung] I'm your friend too, Mr. Todd... /If you only knew, Mr Todd... Sweeney Todd: Now, with a sigh / You grow warm in my hand. Mrs. Lovett: [unison] Ooh, Mr. Todd, / You're warm in my hand. Sweeney Todd: My friend. Mrs. Lovett: [unison] You've come home. Sweeney Todd: My clever friend. Mrs. Lovett: [unison] Always had a fondness for you, I did. Link this quoteMrs. Lovett: That lad is drinking me out o' house an' home. Link this quoteJudge Turpin: Oh yes... such practices. The Geishas of Japan, the concubines of Siam, the catamites of Greece, the harlots of India. I have them all here, drawings of them. Everything you've ever dreamed of doing with a woman. Would you like to see? Anthony Hope: I think there's been some mistake. Judge Turpin: I think not. You gandered at my ward, Johanna. You gandered at her. YES, sir, you gandered! Anthony Hope: I meant no harm. Judge Turpin: Your meaning is immaterial. Mark me! If I see your face again on this street, you'll rue the day you were born. Link this quoteMrs. Lovett: Mr. T, you didn't! [looks into the chest, sees Pirelli's dead body and gasps. Shuts it] Mrs. Lovett: You're barking mad! Killing a man what done ya no harm! Sweeney Todd: [polishing his razor] He recognized me from the old days. Tried to blackmail me. Half me earnings. Mrs. Lovett: [relieved] Oh, well that's a different matter then. For a moment there I thought you lost your marbles. [opens the chest again and stares] Mrs. Lovett: Ugh! All that blood. Poor bugger. Oh well! [looks through Pirelli's jacket before removing his money pouch and examining its contents] Mrs. Lovett: Well, waste not, want not! [tucks it into her bodice] Link this quote[from trailer] Anthony Hope: [comes rushing in looking for Sweeney only to see Mrs.Lovett] Oh, I'm sorry. Excuse me... Mrs. Lovett: Mrs.Lovett, son. Anthony Hope: A pleasure, ma'am. [he finally see's Sweeney] Anthony Hope: [really quickly] Mr.Todd, there's a girl who needs my help. Such a sad girl, and lonely but beautiful to and... Sweeney Todd: [he leads Antony to a chair] Slow down, son. Anthony Hope: [sits down] Yes, I'm sorry. This girl has a guardian who keeps her locked away, but then this morning she dropped this [holds up a key] Anthony Hope: surely a sign that Johanna wants me to help her. That's her name, Johanna, and Turpin is her guardian. He's a judge of some sort. Once he goes to court, I'm going to skip into the house, release her, and beg her to come away with me tonight! Mrs. Lovett: Oh, this is very romantic. Anthony Hope: [he turns to Mrs.Lovett] Yes. [he turns back to Todd] Anthony Hope: But I don't know anyone in London, you see, and I need somewhere safe to bring her until I've hired a coach to take us away. If I could keep her just for an hour or two, I'd be forever in your debt. Mrs. Lovett: Bring her 'ere, love. Anthony Hope: [to Mrs.Lovett] Thank you, ma'am. Anthony Hope: [to Todd] Anthony Hope: Mr.Todd...? Sweeney Todd: [Sweeney can only nod in agreement] Link this quoteBeggar Woman: [to Sweeney] 'ey, don't I know you, mister? Link this quoteJudge Turpin: You're in a merry mood today, Mr. Todd. Link this quoteSweeney Todd: [to Mrs. Lovett while looking at his razor] The Judge! When will we get to him? Link this quote[Judge Turpin leaves from the barbershop thanks to Anthony's blundering] Sweeney Todd: [quietly] Out. Anthony Hope: Mr. Todd... you have to help me! Sweeney Todd: [louder] Out. Anthony Hope: [persistent] Mr. Todd, please, I... Sweeney Todd: [roars] *Out*! [Anthony runs out, and Mrs. Lovett hurries in] Mrs. Lovett: [arriving] All this running and shouting, wot's going on? Sweeney Todd: [sings] I had him! His throat was bare, beneath my hand! Mrs. Lovett: There, there, dear, calm down... Sweeney Todd: No! I had him! His throat was there, and now he'll never come again! Mrs. Lovett: [sings to calm him] Easy now. Hush, love, hush. / I keep telling you, Sweeney Todd: *When*? Mrs. Lovett: What's your rush? Sweeney Todd: Why did I wait? / You told me to wait! / Now he'll never come again! [he goes toward the window and looks at it] Sweeney Todd: There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, / And it's filled with people who are filled with shit, / And the vermin of the world inhabit it, / But not for loooong! Link this quoteAnthony Hope: Is everything alright, Mister Todd? Sweeney Todd: I beg your indulgence, Anthony. My mind is far from easy. In these once familiar streets I feel shadows... everywhere... Anthony Hope: Shadows? Sweeney Todd: ...Ghosts. Link this quoteSweeney Todd: And who may it be said is your intended, sir? Judge Turpin: My ward... and pretty as a rosebud. Sweeney Todd: Pretty as her mother? Judge Turpin: [confused] Wha... what was that? Sweeney Todd: Nothing, sir. Nothing. May we proceed? Link this quoteSweeney Todd: And I will get him back even as he gloats in the mean time I'll practice on less honorable throats, and my Lucy lies in ashes and I'll never see my girl again! Link this quoteSignor Adolfo Pirelli: Mr.Todd? Sweeney Todd: Signor Pirelli. Signor Adolfo Pirelli: [reverting to a Cockney accent] Call me Danny. Danny McHiggin's th。